One night, a lady returns home late following a night out with the gals. She figures her husband is already in bed, so she discreetly opens the door to their bedroom. She is astonished and outraged when she discovers four feet instead of two falling off the foot of the bed. She recalls seeing her husband’s golf clubs just inside the front entrance, so she hurriedly retrieves one and angrily hits the sheet as hard as she can.
She leaves the covered bodies groaning and goes to the kitchen for a drink to settle her anxieties. As she enters, she notices her husband seated at the table, sipping coffee and reading a magazine. He looks up from his book and says, “Hi, sweetheart, your parents have come to visit us,…”
“I let them stay in our bedroom,…” “Did you say hello yet?”
